Monday, October 19, 2009

Whitewashed

First off, I don't have pictures of this. But let me explain.

McKay often loves to go down into the unfinished basement and lie on a spare mattress we have down there and read or play with his puppets and just enjoy some alone time. I am ok with this habit, as I prefer it to him running.

Last night there was a lot of commotion as all the kids were coloring and generally being noisy in the family room, so I saw McKay slip downstairs.

I thought nothing of it until I heard McKay calling at the basement door, saying he could not open it. Odd, I thought, since there is no lock and it is not a sticky door.

Well, he could not open it because he had found a gallon can of white latex paint and a brush on a top shelf and had gotten it down and removed his clothing, and painted himself white from head to toe. A nice thick two or three coat job too. His hands were far too slick with wet paint to effectively turn the doorknob. ;)

Luckily the basement is unfinished and most of the paint was on the cement floor and a little on a Rubbermaid tote. Nothing of much importance was ruined, luckily and we were able to scrub most of the paint off of even the tote and the floor, but scrubbing McKay was a lengthy process. He is quite a thorough painter. I am still wondering how he covered his back so completely.

11 comments:

Becky said...

Oh my gosh! I'm so sad you don't have pictures for this! Glad it was latex paint, though, and not oil-based. I'm not sure you'd ever get that off him. That is hilarious.

Kathryn said...

OH NO!! I have to admit - I'm laughing & laughing! Alix tried this one, but with bubble bath, years ago. Something about the smoothness... I can just picture your faces when you found him! :)

Markell said...

No pictures? How funny. At least you have a good attitude about it. ;)

He's a budding artist, right?

Helen said...

I remember when Sarah did that! She was 2 at the time, and painted herself on Mom's back patio. White acrylic paint.

Alison said...

Oh my gosh! Some how I can picture it perfectly!

Rachel said...

I am totally sad I don't have the pictures, but since he was completely naked, except for a coating of white, I thought perhaps it would be best to skip the photo op. ;)

Trimble said...

He must be bendy :) I think the only thing that would have made that funnier would have been if you'd sent him out to run through the sprinklers to get clean.

Melanie said...

that is too funny! He got his back?! Holy cow that's a limber child.

Anonymous said...

*chuckling*

I will never complain about my children coloring on themselves with markers again. Paint?? Holy cow!!

Linda said...

all white--maybe he was getting ready for an early halloween costume??!! LOL

Sarah said...

This is crazy. Pace and I were just watching old episodes of Get Smart and in one them they were painting people to kill them. So, my first thought was, "Oh no. Is that life threatening if you don't take care of it quick?" However, it turns out that you really can't die that way and it was just that people in the 60s thought you breathed through your skin. Seems weird to me. I offer my sympathy about how long it took to clean him up. It seems like kids are so good at producing time-intensive projects.