Overheard

Darwin was bathing McKay for church, and McKay was quite resistant to the idea of his hair being washed.

Darwin: You need to get your hair washed for church.

McKay: I'm not going to church! I am going to the opposite of church!

That sounds fairly bad...but never fear! Once his hair was washed, McKay was back to saying, "Jesus says, 'It's almost partytime!'"